sarah. mildly disgruntled, moderately sarcastic, dressed in cute clothing and burdened with unfathomable rage while maintaining a slightly dysfunctional music taste.

Another great achievement in evil science!


This morning, a vampire orbiting the earth sent us a note verifying that human blood in an oxygen-poor environment does not turn blue.

While conventional, earth-bound scientists have long since theorized this to be true, we wanted to be absolutely sure.

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"Well,well, look who’s no longer the crazy one.”

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Together As One

A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.




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